Toria-Lynn

the-anal-rapist:

Me at the waterslide.

h0odrich:

about me

h0odrich:

about me

phantamxrose:

kvotheunkvothe:

consulting-catlady:

universalpotatochip:

universalpotatochip:

My stomach growled super loud in French omg

I would like to clarify my stomach did not speak French. It growled in French class I apologize

bonjour

le growl

hon hon hon feed me a baguette

jsantagato:

pmon3y69:

drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 

Hahaha

unamusedsloth:

Looks like he found some amazing cereal

unamusedsloth:

Looks like he found some amazing cereal

ruinedchildhood:

was this show even real

chairman-of-th3-board:

I still lose my shit to this photo.

chairman-of-th3-board:

I still lose my shit to this photo.

ikea-graveyard:

Okay this white dude had a black girlfriend and they were walking by me and the dude said, “you know what babe, realtors are so lazy when it comes to financing” and she literally replied with, “why do you have to talk about the most boring shit, Steve”.

asongstress:

timelordparadise:

feeblethekey:

whateverdoubleloserr:

chicagno:

RULES OF FASHION

  1. you think it’s pretty?
  2. wear it

okay but idk how i’m gonna wear you.

Oh you smooth fuck

you obviously haven’t read silence of the lambs

This went to a great place.