Toria-Lynn

gameraboy:

"A Sticky Situation" (1960) by Carl Barks

wiki-the-avatartimelord:

HE DOESN’T EVEN LOOK ASHAMEDHE’S JUST LIKEYEA, THAT’S ME, I DO THAT

wiki-the-avatartimelord:

HE DOESN’T EVEN LOOK ASHAMED

HE’S JUST LIKE
YEA, THAT’S ME, I DO THAT

clestroying:

clestroying:

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off

fangirl221b:


raaynee:

breakcorechoirboy:

I am borderline crying at how sassy this person is

ROLL BACK THE ATTITUDE

REASONABLY-PRICED SARCASM

fangirl221b:

raaynee:

breakcorechoirboy:

I am borderline crying at how sassy this person is

ROLL BACK THE ATTITUDE

REASONABLY-PRICED SARCASM

oh-deir:

ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES

Next time someone rear ends me…

funnyordie:

via @funnyordie
officialmillerhighlife:

rocprinceray:

White People: - “Black people are always pulling the race card!”

okay, who do i need to write a fucking letter to because this is the most heinous fucking shit ever.

officialmillerhighlife:

rocprinceray:

White People: - “Black people are always pulling the race card!”

okay, who do i need to write a fucking letter to because this is the most heinous fucking shit ever.

demonhunting:

crabbyseer:

queenofheartsonthesleeve:

So today this guy accidentally hit me with the door when he was walking out of a classroom and instead of saying sorry he just looked me over and said ‘pretty cute’ and walked away . And then I realized . I literally just got hit on . The pun is greater than the pain .

I guess you could say that he adores you

get the fuck out

turnipjelly:

evenhellcanbehomey:

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place.

write a book

You could call it The Golden Compass

meladoodle:

WHAT

ghostgif:

anti-social-texting:

flamingos really piss me off like what the hell are they doing??????

lookin 4 tha party

initiating-oliver:

90s90s90s:


In which Disney gives you incredibly wise relationship advice.


Listen to Genie. He’s always right.

initiating-oliver:

90s90s90s:

In which Disney gives you incredibly wise relationship advice.

Listen to Genie. He’s always right.